1. tastefullyoffensive:

    Smile for the camera! [x]

    (via psych-facts)

     

  2. "I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you in the shower and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you…"
     

  3. "That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
    — read that, again. (via tsuyuake)

    (Source: angiellehcim, via lohanthony)

     

  4. bropakpro:

    touch-my-cuboner:

    zecretary:

    zecretary:

    the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

    i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

    It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

    lmao there it is 

    (via outside-reality)

     
  5. thekingofsarcasrn:

    fandom-lair:

    wedrinkmoriartea:

    simonjadis:

    callmeoutis:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    The amount of notes concerns me

    i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

    the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

    much to the dismay of the lead detective

    BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING

    i cRY THIS IS AMAZING

    HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: loadedsword, via succeeding)

     
  6. poetic:

    agreed

    (Source: kanyewesticle)

     

  7. "You never text or talk to me anymore. You never keep conversations with me anymore. You kinda pushed me away. So, I did the same."
    — (via psych-facts)
     

  8. kingofcreppyisland:

    Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

    Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

    Bae: My parents are out

    Me:

    image

    (via lohanthony)

     
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  11. tranquilcas:

    housecousland:

    realfart:

    deerdem:

    selkiesounds:

    bogmoth:

    I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

    holy shit

    This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

    what the fUCK

    wow

    w o w

    wooooooow

    WOW

    wow

    • wow

    Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

    (via pisc3s)

     

  12. "

    When you screw up, skip a workout, eat bad foods, or sleep in, it doesn’t make you a bad person.
    It makes you human.

    Welcome to the club.

    There’s like seven billion of us.

    "
    — Nerd Fitness (via allylifts)

    (Source: liveliferelentlessly, via youwill-liveon)

     
  13. The parents who took this picture are the most open minded people alive. I think this is the best photograph I’ve seen on Tumblr in my entire time of being here. I see no problem with it at all. I love this picture.

    (via youwill-liveon)

     
  14. (Source: fantasy-fawn, via lohanthony)

     
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