1. (Source: borisschmitz, via shutupfaggot)

     

  2. when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

    (Source: illkim, via mark-the-asian)

     

  3. comfort-and-close:

    whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

    lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

    superwholock-is-my-hell:

    allamericanheroine:

    asriels:

    boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

    #dont even get me started on bikini waxing

    cramps

    liquid eyeliner

    Birthgiving

    dealing with boys. 

    (via mark-the-asian)

     
  4. surprisebitch:

    *takes mirror selfies in front of every side of the house*

    (via mark-the-asian)

     
  5. (Source: prada1998, via poetic)

     
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  7. jeanmicheljarreisafraud:

    radiicvl:

    unimpressedcats:

    scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

    if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

    Rare and mystical sight.

    (Source: mostlycatsmostly, via mark-the-asian)

     
  8. tiredpunk:

    officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

    nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

    what a idiot

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via mark-the-asian)

     

  9. thecutestofthecute:

    jaclcfrost:

    i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

    image

    (via mark-the-asian)

     

  10. pemsylvania:

    pemsylvania:

    can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

    image

    (via lohanthony)

     
  11. ilovecoffeeandcats:

    superzombieprincess:

    that-dude-with-the-voice:

    consulting-violinist:

    tepidjudgement:

    magicandnonsense:

    twilit-moon:

    dimedog:

    want

    Ummm…YES

    NEED.

    how to fuck with hunters 101

    you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack

    Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.

    There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.

    That …was beautiful.

    (Source: brain-food, via mark-the-asian)

     
  12. satanstrousers:

    It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

    (via mark-the-asian)

     

  13. gameandwatch:

    i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

    (via mark-the-asian)

     
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  15. urtotallynotpunkrock:

    things i like:

    • reading
    • learning

    things i do not like:

    • reading for a grade
    • learning for a grade

    so basically school ruins my motivation for things

    (via mark-the-asian)